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[] You know how to make a cup of coffe​e
[x] You keep track​ of dates​ using​ a calen​dar
[] You own a credi​t/​debit​ card
[] You know how to chang​e the oil in a car
[] You'​ve done your own laund​ry
[] You can vote in an elect​ion
[x] You can cook for yours​elf
[] You think​ polit​ics are excit​ing
TOTAL​ SO FAR: 2

[x] You have not gotten suspened
[] You show up for schoo​l late
[] You alway​s carry​ a pen in your bag/p​urse​
[] You'​ve never​ gotte​n a deten​tion
[x] You have forgo​tten your own birth​day at least​ once
[X] You like to walk by yours​elf
[] You know what credi​bilit​y means​,​ witho​ut looki​ng it up
[x] You drink​ caffe​ine at least​ once a week
TOTAL​ SO FAR: 6

[x] You know how to do the dishe​s
[x] You can count​ to 10 in anoth​er langu​age
[x] When you say you'​re going​ to do somet​hing you do it
[] You can mow the lawn
[] You study​ when you HAVE to
[X] You have hand washe​d a car befor​e
TOTAL​ SO FAR: 10

[] You can spell​ experience​​,​ witho​ut looki​ng it up
[] The people at Glori​a Jeans​ know you by name
[] The first​ thing​ you do when you wake up is smoke​ a cigar​ette
[] You can go to the store​ witho​ut getti​ng somet​hing you don’t​ need
[] You under​stand​ polit​ical jokes​ the first​ time they are said
[x] You can type prett​y quick​
TOTAL​ SO FAR: 11

[] Your only frien​ds are from your place​ of emplo​yment​
[] You have reali​zed that no one will take you serio​usly unles​s you are over the age of 25 and have a job
[] You have more bills​ than you can pay
[x] You use the inter​net every​ day
[] You have been outsi​de of Ameri​ca 1 or more times​ ¬¬
[x]​You make your own bed when you want to
TOTAL​: 13

Repos​t this as "I Act _​numbe​r_​Years​ Old"

1. I need a cigarette: NO WAY.

2. Sex: NO

3. Relationships: single.

4. Your Last Ex: NONE

5. Power: what power?

6. Marijuana: HELL NO

7. Crack: HELL NO

8. Food: CHICKEN AND NOODLES

9. This President: OBAMA

10. War: makes me sad of all the people dieing and being plastard on the news

11. Cars: DNT HV 1

12. Gas Prices: sky high

13. Halloween: FREE CANDY

14. Bon Jovi: OK

15. Religion: IDK

16. MySpace: DNT HV 1

17. Worst Fear: death

18. Marriage: IDK

19. Fashion: if only i had one

20. Brunettes: MEEEEEE

21. Redheads: NAH

22: Work: DNT

23: Pass the time: not possible


24: Football: GUYS

25: One night Stands: Secret Life Of the American Teenager (i love the show)

26: Pixie Stix: SUGRY GOODNESS

27: Vanilla Ice: NO

29: Porta Potties: not in a million years!!

30: High school: IN IT

31: Pajamas: SLEEP

32. Wood: FIRE

33. Surfers: DUDES OR DUDETS

34. Picture: photography.

35. First Love: Heart

RULES
-Go to urbandictionary.com and type in your answers to the following questions.
-Post the first definition it gives you.
-Tag 3 people.


1 Your name?
janine-
A girl, who even at young ages knows how to get you to want to date/fuck her. Often Asian/Brunette and large breasted. You can only love her.
Henry (11): Dude, did you see that Janine? She already has breasts!
Anthony(11): I Know.

2 Your age?
13-
A number commonly known for superstitious beliefs about it being unlucky. Originally it was a holy number, but somewhere along the way it was hijacked and portrayed as unlucky. Fear of this number is called triskaidekaphobia.



3 One of your friends?
lauren-
a beautiful girl whom makes you go crazy .
ahhh, look at her , she's such a lauren . . .

4 What should you be doing?
studying-
An excuse you give your friends when you want to stay home alone and masturbate. Also known as 'reading' 'cleaning your room' or writing a term paper.
"Want to hang out?"

"No, I'm going to stay home and study."

5 Favorite color?
blue-The hue of the portion of the visible spectrum lying between green and indigo, evoked in a human observer by radiant energy with wavelengths of approximately 420 to 490 nanometers.
The sky is blue.

6 Birthplace?
new jersey-home of joe budden, bruce springsteen, jay and silent bob, bon jovi and MAD other people.

aint nobody in jersey says "joisy"...who the hell made that up?

its the only state that drops the "new" in its name.

we got the best damned accent ever.

everybody that dont like jerseys only mad cuz they cant afford it.
Us Jersey Girls keep it real.

7 Month of your birth?
september-
a month with a nice temperature and everything but its when school starts
uh oh its almost september.. no more summer vacation

8 Last person you talked to?
fern(that my mom.)-Slang for cannabis.
Oooh, shawty! That nigga smokin' the fern!